This is the audio equivalent of month old milk. You have to smell it for curiosity, knowing it will wretched, and then you say "Ew! This is disgusting! Smell it!" to someone else.

I've heard of public funds. But never pubic funds.

1. This song was meant to be played in strange-smelling taxi cabs.

My quotes now seem far less embarrassing by comparison. Thanx, Rydog, ur my Boyz!

Sarah Goodall was resentful that her work would never be as well-known as that of her sister Jane.

Hooray!

@bobella is owltastic!: Now you get a heart for your comment and for Nanapus.

Well, duh. There's no such thing as a Jillass.

I originally took Katy Perry's first sentence as another ProActiv commercial.

Yes, but if you're on the new Junk Food Diet, dieting gets you to a tasty nowhere.

A lot of the original complaints have been removed from their Facebook page, either by banning users, flagging the posts or deleting them. Pretty shameful.

Clive Clemmons agrees: Inappropriate!

I respect Kelly's apology, but I'm still furious that Marie Claire and its editors won't issue one themselves.

I've been trying to create a Venn Diagram of this article title, but every time it ends up looking like this.

While Jackie's mother prided herself in teaching her daughter to sit like a lady, Lydia's mother rued neglecting to tell her daughter how to stand like one.

@mfnher: Self-split wood is the best foundation for fires used to burn the rulings of activist judges.

One pill makes you deader, and one pill makes you small...

Someone please blow a big, messy French air kiss for me.

I am a terrible liar, and a guilty person. If I ever missed school or work, I spent the whole day worrying what I was missing. Needless to say, I don't feign illness often, and the one time I did, it ended poorly.

@Bethamint: I agree with you. They're taking a low road and trying to profit from doing so. A simple, honest apology from the magazine would go a long way.