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That’s a mute point

People who brake on the highway.

When you’re coming up on someone on the highway, and they’re too afraid to use cruise control, and instead of being steady with their foot, their speed fluctuates between 65-85, and I’m forced to pass you 6 times because every time I pass you, you speed up top 85 and then pass me and then slow down to 65, or I’m stuck

Virginia license plate.

Your putting WAY to much emphasis on the gender. Every shop does something like this to the new guy.

Kinda like when Steven Adler got kicked out of Guns-N-Roses for his drug problem.

I know, I mean if you pushed my parents out of a cargo plane, it would be my mom that left the biggest crater.

“A real gangsta ass n***** never runs his fucking mouth”

Stefan Wilson got a guaranteed Indy 500 ride for next year with Andretti (with additional backing from the speedway) in exchange for giving up his car/engine lease for this year, and his sponsors for this year even agreed for this to happen. They weren’t about to stand in the way of a massive PR opportunity for the

Exactly, cheap is a five letter word.

I should have just shouted alleyoop

Martin Lawrence and Will Smith made this video already.

If you’re winning panties, you’re doing something right.

And no wagon and/or diesel version? Why are you even reporting on this? Does it even come in brown?

Solid interior

Well, whatever he did, Obama did enough to get Assad to stop using chemical weapons. Which this President promptly encouraged in his first 13 11 weeks in office. Don’t believe me? Maybe let’s ask a Republican Senator...

Dat sign placement doe

Guys I did it!

Also - I thought we weren’t supposed to use our phones while driving...