sidenote the GT looks fieeeeerce in those militaryish colors

This is cringe worthy even without the trailer/trailer loading.

My grandmother (picture Lucille Bluth) once gave me a ride to the mechanic to pick up whatever shitbox I was driving at the time. On the way back, she rear-ended me. When I pulled over and pointed this out to her, she waved toward the scuffed bumper on my already-worn car and responded, nonchalantly, “Oh, nobody can…

oh my mistake, looks like google maps just updated...

With a combination like this, I’d be worried about blowing a tranny.

Raph, you are breaking my heart. My achy, breaky heart.

Jesus fuck. This is the longest SNL cold open ever.

No need to stretch things to make her look bad. She more than has it covered. “Your boy” is not the same as calling him “boy.” “Your boy” or “ya boy” is a colloquialism that is not considered racist or offensive.

“How dare you sit there and blame white people for the problems of the minority communities. After all, aren’t you half white? Didn’t two white parents adopt you, after yours weren’t willing to raise you?!”

Everyone laughed when the Dodge Caliber offered a cooled glove box. Now who’s laughing??? ...not the Caliber, it sucks.

I remember it driving fine.

Is that the hood exiting the frame at an incredibly high rate of speed right after the explosion?!?

Jesus H...

Glad to see you guys brought out the 2004-era Flipcam again to maintain the production values we’ve all come to expect from these remotes. Well done.

STOP!

Seriously. “These kids.” Lochte is 32 fucking years old. Yes, he’s an idiot, but he’s a grown-ass idiot.

FOOL, NO MAN CAN OWN THE SKY.


I am no man.

Because the sky belongs to a woman, obviously. It’s No Man’s Sky. Women are still eligible for sky ownership.

I like how the first rider’s head pops off, and you can see its reflection on the side of the van that’s on the right shoulder.

I hate election years. You crazies have to make a statement with every sentence.