I wish the would also add a decimal point and an additional number that identifies the color of the car.

That awesome that you get that feeling from a flight. Dressing up for ANYTHING does not improve my experience, so give the option, I will always choose not to.

Found the next car I want to unreasonably hate.

Solar-powered, inductive charging roads. Never have to stop again!

Who does the body work when you slam it into a wall? I feel like Okuyama ain’t got time for that. 

Someone ripped off the bottom of the poor girl’s skirt!

The same way I have to sit down my 6 year old and say, “Is this something worth crying about?” or “Did your sister mean to hurt you or was it an accident?”

This is America now. People are looking for every single possible way to be something can be offensive. It is really exhausting.

The BMW looks like the guy that can’t get into the club. Just staring through the window at the super hot, super trashed chick that is stumbling around, running into everyone on the dance floor.

What is that, like $391 in Monopoly money?

This is purely for PR. In what world would investors say no to higher profits for the sake of keeping jobs around the human folk?

Tercel?

When Dick Danger finally caught up to the vehicle and peered in the window, he noticed a beautiful, young lady, probably 18, driving. She knew the trouble she was in and begged Dick Danger not to turn her in. She fearfully asked, “Isn’t there anything I can do to get out of this?” Luckily, Dick knew exactly what she…

It means something different if you are a porn star.

Optimally you would want every car on the road to have this tech, however, even if just 1/3 of the cars on the road had it, it would still be very effective.

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Definitely subjective.

Seems like it would be good for straight lines, but aren’t you still pretty much driving a boat? Was the suspension upgraded or just re-done to working stock?

He is lucky he feels anything.

Saying you had back problems would probably get you shot and killed. Then they wouldn’t have to worry about any repercussions.