Who hurt you?

I still haven’t picked a vanity plate and there’s a fair chance I never will. I’m holding out for something that reads differently from behind, in the mirror of the car ahead of me, and upside-down if I were to ever roll it, and of course they all must be appropriate to their respective situations.

100% match IMO

Well, not that shocked.

I’m shocked.

I am almost 100% certain it’s a VW Jetta. My neighbor owns one and it looks pretty much identical. The taillights, headlights, wheels, overall shape and chrome window trim are a dead giveaway.

Did you know that out of the hundreds of nations in the world, the US is #13 when it comes to rate of theft?

One man’s “Enthusiast” is another man’s “Hoarder”.

I’m sorry David, but I believe our gentleman friend, regardless of his cheery disposition, falls into “Hoarder” territory.

If they were running, driven, exhibited, or maintained....maybe I’d change my mind...but nope...we’re in straight hoarder-land here.

I’m pretty sure it stabilizes the electrical system, generates fuel from Grandma’s cookies, and then signs you up for a reverse mortgage.