“Shhh you’re gonna wake him up”

Mine as well. Even better, his passenger is my Wife’s road spirit animal.

Bahaha

Was that the same one that told me he was Jim Morrison in 1995?

TIP: Holding your multimeter probes like chopsticks is the easiest way to use them with one hand.

And next you will tell me that I can’t fix everything with a hammer

If he hollers, let him go, Lewis.

What did you think you were going to do in the Air Force?

We got a hipster alert!

I would rather be cremated.

Might want to try reading the article.

Can James still be referred to as Captain Slow?

Well, that’s one way to check exhaust leak.

For some reason, when I see the pics of the Maybach you’ve written about, I see the image in my mind instead...

The camera left you... trembling? That line alone put me on the side of the guy with the trailer.

Remember, folks:

Remember when the Ents tore down Saruman’s dam and wrecked his operation at Isengard? That was awesome.

Great, now I really want to see a blimp that says “OH THE HUMANITY”

Foxtrot Alpha, dickface.

Why is there always this Gawker media commenter who has history with whatever the subject of the blog post is?