Apple charges $300 plus the cost they were already charging for the 128 GB drive. Thats a hefty fu**ing fee

That's what color Communist radiation is.

I think I'd be up for the Dodge Magnum. From what I know about penises and their accessories, Magnum is word to stick with

I love when people that specialize in something, and have been doing it a long time or are just really good at it, criticize other people who try to hurry or take shortcuts and thus degrade the value of their own product. It's always entertaining to hear or read. It makes you respect the people that take pride in…

Well the people that this article applies to should be grandfathered in

Gulliver's Travels sucked ass, I literally stopped reading this article as soon as I read that.

What the hell is diesel gas? Is that like a diesel gasoline hybrid? I had when people say gas when they mean diesel

"ATTACH ROCKIT 2 AIRPLANE LOLZ" laughed extremely hard at this

The Amazon screenshot has a banner ad that says "Fieldwork in Ukrainian Sex." Somebody's internet history/cookies are a little bit dirty...

I couldn't imagine the pwnage that a tornado would cause

And before you know it, life "outside the wall" will be feared and the government will use this fear to keep the people in.

So instead of saying "Wow, Houston's traffic sucks testes" people will say "Wow, all of the traffic in the whole world sucks testes."

You would if someone gave it to you

After 4x, shame on you

Still waiting on the Napalm Slingshot with the ACOG scope.

F*** Oprah. The most powerful forces are Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris, and Jesus when he dresses up like Chuck Norris.

The lock is made out of the same stuff vaginas are made from. Virtually indestructible.

Need.... tabs.... NOW

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