Sadly it’s a bar our current president couldn’t have jumped over; not just because he’s a fat lazy sack of shit that believes that physical activity drains your “life force” but also because he’s racist.

The Nort Remembers

Surely your PhD in history has qualified you to counter the points made with facts. I, for one, am waiting with baited breath.

Translation: All Lives Matter.

Ah...the classic conservative take. “I can find one example of someone not liking Newton and not being racist, therefore racism doesn’t exist!”

I don’t think anyone said that. It’s the language that a lot of people who don’t like Cam Newton use that gets them branded as racist. All of that “his clothes are too flashy at press conferences” or “he doesn’t treat this game with the respect it deserves” when he celebrates a fucking touchdown shit.

I am a huge Cam Newton fan. He carried a team with no O line and one actual good skill position player to a Super Bowl. He is a top 3 QB, yet the only QB capable of doing what he does.

What is it about NFL owners that makes them live so long? At first I thought it was superior healthcare, but I think it’s just spite. They know how much we hate them and they figured out how to turn that hate into lifeforce.

15-1? I thought they went 14-2?

“Watch me nitpick an article like I know what I’m talking about and then get my numbers ridiculously wrong.” - this guy

This right here is one of the problems with media. You’re saying he mangled a survey but he really didn’t (JD Power might have).

Let’s not exaggerate. Republicans have won the popular vote exactly one time in 25 years (Bush 2004).

If liberals voted, the Democratic party would probably listen.

Seriously, what do Democrats stand for? I mean besides protecting civil rights, helping the working class, providing affordable healthcare, protecting the enviroment, regulating finance, working with other nations, and preserving the historical stature of the presidency? Besides all that, why would I vote for them?

Republicans had absolutely no message at all for eight years except “Fuck Obama.” Still won them elections.

Why doesn’t pizza have a side dish?

Re: brewery guy who doesn’t want kids around

They use their libraries to teach lies to your children.

Except they’re getting a new hockey arena that’s going to be much better suited for hosting basketball games.

More proof that Vegas wasn’t built on winners...