But they hear accents, intonations, and speech patterns that are associated with different races.

Your grammar is appalling.

did you mean to use the phase “in spades”?

Congratulations, you win The First Annual Colin Cowherd Award for Achievements in the Field of Sphincteral White Excellence!!!

Go fuck yourself. From deep down in the bottom of my very own whiteness, go fuck yourself.

Not disagreeing with what you’ve said here, but it also stands to reason that there is or should be a distinction between speaking proper English and speaking with Caucasian inflections. Many ESL speakers work to not only lose accents but to sound more “mainstream” - ie white American English - usually Midwestern... -…

The obvious outlier to this being the Orange Overlord. . .

So.....

Shhhhh...

This. I would estimate the number of people who have dropped their basic cable subscription because ESPN offended their conservative sensibilities to be exactly zero.

So if I (hypothetically) gave $100 to Best Buddies, and Best Buddies (hypodermically) gave $3.25 million to Change the World, and Change the World (hypnotically) gave an undisclosed wad of cash to the Dana Farber Cancer Institute, and the Dana Farber Cancer Institute (hypocratically) did something charitable with it...

The device Evans spent three years laboring to invent is a $400 WiFi-enabled tabletop machine that squeezes juice ... out of a bag of Juicero-brand juice. It squeezes bags of juice. It is a juice press that squeezes the juice ... out of bags of juice. Bags ... with built-in spouts ... that are filled with juice. Juice…

This is my favourite excerpt.

Fuck off.

Fuck off.

LOL yeah he really “cares.” All humanitarian compassion gets routed through Goldman Sachs.

“I think we can agree he brings a certain amount of disorder”

Just as dumb as the 1.25 billion dollars spent by Mitt Romney in 2012...

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The GOP blew a 237-193 lead in the House.