What? They’re a prehistoric species and therefor this individual will be fine? Your logic is flawed.

It’s going to be a pretty dull Civil War until Newt appears stuffed into into his Spider-Man attire.

The concern wasn’t for the extinction of the species, but for the animal who was hurt.

That’s not quite how injuries work.

the species will be okay after this incident. that shark? probably but who can be sure.

Yeah, that stuff doesn’t work as well as the ads claim.

For something to ‘hold up’, it had to be up at some point in the first place.

That poor shark (yeah, I said it) got cut up on those broken bars.

Man goes into cage.

You cant return a muffed punt. A fumble yes, not a muff.

Mike McCoy needs to be put in the NFL’s coronary protocol.

Your tears are delicious

As this was a game that made me angry for so many reasons, I was almost disgusted when the announcing team started pitching the vote for the new stadium and complaining what a shame it would be for San Diego not have a stadium.It did, however, lead to a great moment which I feel need to confirm as it felt so insane.

Martavis Bryant is #10, not Brown. He’s suspended all this season though.

Antonio Brown is #84. The only Steeler #10 that comes to mind since Kordell is Santonio Holmes. Either way, it’s nobody that’s been on the team in years.

I ... always envisioned Albert Burneko as more of a Albert Brooks-looking guy. This is hard for me to deal with.

Too easy.

Husky and Starch

Then it is up to the socialists to do a better job of branding themselves.

More like GINSBURN, amirite?!?!?