“It’s a lot like Jack Nicholson in the Departed, right? Do a really half-assed job for a lot of money and let the kids do the heavy lifting.”

Actually, he may be ineligible to serve. Not sure how old he is.

It’s all well and good for Gundy to give his opinion on this issue, but I wish he would clear up any lingering doubts about his gender and age.

“It’s a lot like Jack Nicholson in Batman, right? Grab a gun and shoot a couple of rich people if you want a better life. That’s just the way I feel.”

“To a certain extent, it’s like Jack Nicholson in The Shining, right?” Gundy said. “Grab an axe and attack whoever’s coming after your family if you want to say something about it. That’s just the way I feel.”

Gundy: You want me on that sideline! You need me on that sideline!

“charity”.

He doesn’t just cheat at golf. He cheats at running CHARITY golf tournaments.

“Trump oscillates between carny and supervillain so quickly, it’s no longer possible to tell the difference.”

He doesn’t just cheat at golf. He cheats at running golf tournaments.

The B Teams.

Don’t worry, Bears fans will look at this very objectively.

Never write off bears. They remain #1 on the ThreatDown.

Like it matters. If Cleveland had drafted Wentz he would have been struck dead by an alien death ray as soon as scored his first TD.

I guess there are blind spots on these little Carrs.

There was also a question from a bald, wide eyed, crazy old man who asked.

The planted softballs...

Try $25 Budweisers. Gotta pay back that tax money!

(Just kidding, they don’t pay shit back)

While I agree with a lot of your points, in their defence, as to why it’s on Gizmodo, this could have been caused by a Note 7.

Would you call it corn on the macabre?