Eric Trump also tweeted a photo of his father from last nights rally.

Seriously. “THIS IS FOOTBALL! YOU SHOULD NOT LOOK LIKE YOU ARE ENJOYING IT!"

Or celebrating his own personal achievement and acting like they were going to lap their opponent when it was 17-7 he is black so I don’t like him.

SCHORCHING HOT TAKE RIGHT HERE!

All I can say is thank CHRIST they penalized that one guy for jumping up and down after his team scored a touchdown. We need to keep that sort of behavior in check.

To be fair, it was the fourth helmet to helmet hit he took. Guess the refs figured if the first three didn’t do it the fourth wouldn’t either.

Hey cut the NFL some slack. It only took three helmet to helmet hits on Newton for the refs to actually call one of them. Progress!

I really miss Robert Evans spot from this column. He should be brought back.

She’s been doing press conferences and flying with the press on her plane for several days now. And making substantive policy speeches, and released a book. But the press would rather talk about her cough, and also how Trump bribing attorneys general across the country isn’t a big deal, why do you people on twitter…

Jesus fuck. This is the longest SNL cold open ever.

“People don’t know this about Iraq, but they have among the largest oil reserves in the world.”

I hope you have access to some kind of alternate universe then.

He’s going to get trounced.

Increase roster sizes and the cap. The 53-man roster is insane given the high rate of injury. There isn’t a single team that makes it through the season without signing and playing guys off the street. That is a good indication that the rosters are too small.

yup, nothing breeds excitement like the option offense and games decided by seven TD margins. Sign me up!!!

“Damn millennials are ruining everything.”

1. We already know what happened when Kang & Kodos pointed out our two party system

Coming from an anonymous stranger on the internet it doesn’t really feel like anything at all. But why do you think that’s the appropriate follow up here?

Pretty well. Unemployment is way down, gas prices are low and steady, while things could be better they also could be far, far worse. I know, I know, he’s black and you hate it, but that doesn’t bother me at all.

As I understand it, the “states’ rights” meme started with the reconstruction-era history books, written with mollification and preserving the union in mind.