Everyone keeps complaining that the Episodes “go nowhere” or even backward. We do realize that the show is called “The Mandalorian” not “The Child” right? I am just enjoying the ride. If we never had the Child as a continuous thread (but since you’ve given him to me don’t you dare take him away, or we’ll riot), I’d…

Natalie Portman comes to mind...

in a circular formation with their body parts interlocked

Funnily enough, I loved this movie for the exact same reasons you hated it, my dude

More like impregnating pause, am I right?

Missing the crucial pregnant pause.

My god. It seems like you used way too many words, when you could have simply said:

PLAY OF THE GAME

There’s a tracking shot of Jon near the beginning of the battle that makes the hallway scene from Daredevil look like garbage

You are a fucking psycho.