Translation: Should she collapse in her front yard, she wants her neighbors to call 911 immediately, as opposed to waiting 30 minutes or so.

Dear People supporting a man who spent three decades earning a reputation for hitting on high school kids,

Don’t do it.

The irony of President Trump and his ilk being able to spout of whatever bullshit they like with zero consequence because they’re just “tellin it like it is” while literally anyone that says anything against them has to apologize and grovel for fear of an angry backlash from mouth-breathing morons is... well, I don’t…

Just as a reminder… These are not monuments honoring the dead. They are monuments erected after Plessy v Ferguson as a reminder to black people to stay in their lane.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Trump is the gift that never stops giving.

And I would walk five hundred miles,

Investors are confused!

“I once tracked down the author of this guide, Dan Birlew, and asked him how all this happened. He wouldn’t say. (“I do not comment on books/games that old. Please direct your queries to BradyGames.”