Translation: Should she collapse in her front yard, she wants her neighbors to call 911 immediately, as opposed to waiting 30 minutes or so.

Okay, I’ve already had a long draw out discussion about crypto-currency and tried to be polite about it.

That’s your take? A guy voluntarily sticks his head in a microwave, fills it with an expanding, hardening substance, and then films it with the intention of profiting from it... and you come away from all of that saying that the FIRE DEPARTMENT should be ashamed of themselves for calling out his idiocy?

Dear People supporting a man who spent three decades earning a reputation for hitting on high school kids,

Yeah let’s blame Apple! Let’s blame the hotels let’s blame any and everything but the one thing we have that other counties don’t. Heaven forbid we even think of that, it’s just not the right time :)

I like how Apple is the bad guy when there were multiple stages where he could have been stopped!

Don’t do it.

It’s “crypto-currency.” Can’t they get it back by just believing really hard and clapping their hands 3 times?

Fucking Democrats, always trying to be clever and cute. I want you to be angry. Republicans gutting Medicaid and raising taxes on the middle class in order to give trillions to billionaires should enrage them, not inspire them to come up with dumb attempts to “engage the youth vote” or however it was put by the…

The irony of President Trump and his ilk being able to spout of whatever bullshit they like with zero consequence because they’re just “tellin it like it is” while literally anyone that says anything against them has to apologize and grovel for fear of an angry backlash from mouth-breathing morons is... well, I don’t…

You fought the nazis in WWII!

Just as a reminder… These are not monuments honoring the dead. They are monuments erected after Plessy v Ferguson as a reminder to black people to stay in their lane.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Trump is the gift that never stops giving.

And I would walk five hundred miles,

Investors are confused!

THEY WERE CALLED PROGRAMS BACK THEN. PROGRAMS!!! NOT APPS!!! WHAT IS WITH YOU KIDS THESE DAYS!!!

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