My good friend is a middle school band teacher. And he has to go through concussion protocol as well. That way if any athletes or anyone else are in his class with a concussion, he can help spot it as well, in case the coach or other staff didn’t catch it.

Yeah, but paid leave tho. Pretty good gig, amirite??

Now that’s good Kinja!

I’m so sorry to hear that. Long lines = Discrimination. Clearly.

YES! My dad bought Strange but True Sports Stories when I was like 8 years old. Loved that book, but no idea what happened to it.

So does this mean that UConn is going to suffer a bit next year?

The IIHF World U18 Championships begin in Grand Forks, N.D., next week

And let us not forget that if the fielder writhed on the ground in pain at having his ankle snapped Goose would call him out for his Cam Newton antics, make him wear a dress and tell everyone that the game has turned into nothing but a bunch of (homophobic slur) running around.

And short of buying a Crown Vic at a police auction, any Crown Vic (especially with a spotlight on the side) will make people think police.

Ah yes. The South. Free of Domestic violence since the Missouri Compromise of 1850!

I’ve been told by police that this is a thing you SHOULD absolutely do (calling 911 to make sure that it is a real officer pulling you over) but I’ve always wondered about how pissed the actual cop would be in practice if you just kept driving slowly. My luck is I’d get a ticket for talking on my phone while driving…

Yeah, but his foot was on the line.

Don’t worry it’s pretty easy. The key to a good brisket is just temperature control and a slow cook. Rubs and sauces, that’s all just extra stuff that people throw in to try to look smart.

I’m enjoying this Deadspin Jezebel swap!

The “Ummmmmm, do you even know the difference between a fact and an opinion???” burn has ended many message-board beefs

Hey let’s not pretend Hitler’s achievements don’t stand alone!

Hey, she wasn’t executed. Did you not notice that?

I have no idea what’s going on here, but I’m enjoying it.

And let’s not forget they can just lock up the house and walk away for a bit while deciding on the proper course of action. It’s not like he left them an active farm with thousands of animals to take care of.

I was yelling that too! Oddly enough there is an obscure rule I saw played out in the NFL last season where if the ball goes out of bounds with 2 seconds on the clock and runs to 0, they’ll put the time back on. But if it’s only 1 second they won’t. This is supposedly to account for operator error when starting and…