Don’t worry it’s pretty easy. The key to a good brisket is just temperature control and a slow cook. Rubs and sauces, that’s all just extra stuff that people throw in to try to look smart.

I’m enjoying this Deadspin Jezebel swap!

The “Ummmmmm, do you even know the difference between a fact and an opinion???” burn has ended many message-board beefs

Gosh. Our behavior really is taking atoll on these things.

Hey let’s not pretend Hitler’s achievements don’t stand alone!

Hey, she wasn’t executed. Did you not notice that?

I have no idea what’s going on here, but I’m enjoying it.

And let’s not forget they can just lock up the house and walk away for a bit while deciding on the proper course of action. It’s not like he left them an active farm with thousands of animals to take care of.

I was yelling that too! Oddly enough there is an obscure rule I saw played out in the NFL last season where if the ball goes out of bounds with 2 seconds on the clock and runs to 0, they’ll put the time back on. But if it’s only 1 second they won’t. This is supposedly to account for operator error when starting and…

I wonder the same thing.

Don’t forget Texas A&M. Nebraska was butt hurt because they couldn’t beat Texas (and because of the Long Horn Network). Go through the history and you’ll find that Nebraska beat Texas one single time while both schools were in the Big 12. The two met in the Big 12 Championship in 2009. Nebraska was ahead and the clock…

Gundy’s correct in that the rest of the Big 12 would benefit from the revenues of a wider Big 12 Network, something that’s not plausible as long as the conference’s biggest fish has its own deal.

VP of football operations Sashi Brown

Ha! I think that was me that made that request (and hopefully some other people too!) And I came here specifically looking for this picture! Kudos.

Yeah, the fact that the NFL is against it means there’s something even shadier going on. Like a movie villain who you think is the good guy, fighting the bad guys with you, but then at the very end you find out they were the bad guy all along!! Damn you Roger Goodell.

Thank you. Those are interesting statistics. So it looks like the United States has just less than two times the total number of crimes as Germany despite being 4 times as big (by population). But you’re right, violent crimes in the US far surpass Germany (6 times). So there are some issues. And police killings are a…

Now I feel kinda bad. I grew up really close to it and now live even closer. For years us kids always joked about it. It was cool when I was really young (wow planes!) and then it got boring, we’d take field trips there in school and no one seemed impressed. The first time I actually went as an adult having a greater…

There’s also one in Hutchinson, KS at the Cosmosphere space museum. You don’t even have to pay to see it! Walk in the front door and it’s right there. The Cosmosphere is also fantastic. One of the only places in the world with an intact V-1 and V-2 rocket and more Russian space memorabilia than any place outside of…

Okay I’ll bite...So you’re argument is that Germany is about 1/4 the size of the US in terms of population (80 million vs 320 million) and in terms of how many people the German police kill per year vs the number of people US cops kill per year, America is far higher than just 4 times as many, as you think the numbers…

In almost every other Western Country arrests are carried out 99% of the time with no shots fired. Not exactly something to celebrate.