This sounds like a page right out of Matilda. Are you sure you’re not Mara Wilson? I hope you’re Mara Wilson.

Oh Kanye, that line is just the bees knees! It’s just tops, you know?

Ha. It was a high school in Kansas. And she was actually fired for unrelated reasons that year. Which was 2004. She also like to put quotes up on the board and have you write about what it means to you, then she would grade you on your opinion and tell you that you got it wrong and didn’t understand the quote you were…

When I was a freshman in high school I took debate. One time in class we had were practicing and our topic was abortion. I got put on the pro choice side, and I kid you not my teacher (who was an awful human) stopped me in class to inform me that if a woman is raped her body will not allow her to get pregnant thus…

“either a father must be conclusively established by DNA evidence or, within 30 days after birth, another family member who will financially provide for the child must be named.”

If the Georgia coach is implying any intent on our part to break rules, he is barking up the wrong tree.

I did from the tip of my middle finger to the end of my palm right down the middle. I have no idea if that’s how they do it, but it makes the most sense to me.

Okay so what’s the point of having to have these discussions approved if stuff like this gets approved? I understand there’s a link that you don’t have to click, but is it just because it’s a Drew Magary article? I’m not offended, but really why do relevant discussions stay in the gray and this one is out in the open?

It’s just like in Goldeneye, anyone who uses Oddjob in multiplayer is a dick. So don’t let anyone play as Steph Curry.

You gotta love poor comma usage.

“Normally, this wouldn’t be any great tragedy. The UEFA Youth League doesn’t actually matter in the grand scheme of things.”

My God. That is tragic.

Is there any way we can make sure Tokyo Sexwale wins? I really hope Tokyo Sexwale wins so we can keep hearing that name for years to come.

So a guy that makes a living working on cars, and is somewhat famous for it, makes a clearly staged promotional video (featuring a fake cop and chase) about how he makes fast cars and drives fast too...is now the representative for how “hipters” actually do care about cars? Cool.

Does a person now have to tweet about every single issue in order to stand behind it? Maybe Beyonce called her or met with her to discuss it in person.

I was just thinking what if this happened in the NFL. Of course it would be caught on camera and the player arrested, but what if they got off on some technicality, like a mishandling of evidence, or some other mistake on the part of the DA or who cares, whatever. How long before Jerry Jones signs that person to play…

It’s actually worse than that! It’s really only 11-12 minutes of actual play. The rest is just the clock running between snaps! Most plays don’t even last 10 seconds and there are 20-40 seconds between plays depending on how fast the offense is moving. I still love football though!

If there was one place where Dem/Rep partisan bull*** didn’t get in the way, I wish it would be the supreme court. But it’s a group of 9 people who make biased decisions based on their own beliefs and opinions. It’s sad really. And it works both ways. If a Republican was in office the other side would be shooting down…

Although my favorite Supreme Court Justice quote is from Buck v. Bell (1927) regarding the forced sterilization of mentally disabled people (as well as minorities and Native Americans). Justice Oliver Holmes said “Three Generations of Imbeciles is enough.” And in an 8-1 vote these 8 people decided that it was okay to…

I have a friend who guarded nukes in the modern era (somewhere around 2007) and he said they had to have their sidearm loaded with a round in the chamber and the safety off at all times. So in the event someone tried to gain entry he could pull out his gun and shoot without hesitation. So yeah, it’s hard to picture…