Someone give this Magician more stars now!!

I don’t see him waiting until April.

I saw a police officer in Manhattan, KS one time reading the newspaper while driving around town. It was just before smartphones though. But I was pretty upset.

I agree. He was definitely not embarrassed and he was very sarcastic in his apology and all of his answers. If she hadn’t been filming this she probably would have been given a ticket for admitting she was driving 80 mph.

So I guess I didn’t realize that the NFL was doing shit like this as well. I thought they had a number of stadiums that were on the Super Bowl tour and they just rotate around.

Please tell me deglove doesn’t mean what I think it sounds like (shudders)

I almost spit my coffee on my computer. Kudos.

Yeah I can remember this happening, but even now looking back on it I’m still shocked.

I told myself I’d wait until after February 8th when they shut down all their stores for a day...but I may have to move that up a few days!

There was a phone keyboard app (not sure if it still exists) called 8pen that asked the question, what if the smartphone preceded the QWERTY keyboard, what would a keyboard on a phone look like if that one didn’t exist. It was a fascinating idea, but ultimately a pretty terrible app. Swype is much faster and easier.

I lift mine up because it makes it easier to clean off the windshield afterward. If you lift them up you have a solid piece of smooth glass running all the way down to the vents. If you leave them down you’re left with the icy debacle of somewhat fragile wiper blade mechanisms that you keep bumping with your scraper.…

Hey but all he wants is peace and positive energy. Also I’m not sure that you should call yourself the greatest artist of all time.

I don’t watch much baseball, and I’m mostly familiar with the rules, but to me it’d be like making Aaron Rodgers play linebacker when they play an AFC team on the road. And that doesn’t make much sense. Let the pitchers pitch.

Yeah, and to be fair to her, I was rather controlling. It wasn’t intentional by any means. And it took a few years and I had to step outside myself and the situation and realize “oh god I was an asshole.” I think I learned it from my first girlfriend who was very controlling and emotionally abusing (something else I…

Oscar Pistorius. No legs. And if I remember that didn’t hinder his murdering ability.

I briefly browsed both actors’ IMDB page and it appears (just at a glance) that they’ve both been in a fair number of things since the X-Files ended. I’m not trying to argue that it’s right that they tried to pay her less (that in fact is bullshit) but I also don’t know how Hollywood pay scales work. I would guess,…

Sounds like my ex brother-in-law!

I love this.

Jesus. Now I feel really good about how I’ve handled my breakups. I always just seem to cry a lot and ask her not to go through with it. One girlfriend refused to come over to my house to break up with me, she wanted to do it in a public place. I’ve never been violent to anyone, especially her, but she just didn’t…

So what this guy is saying...is that in order to coach in the NFL you have to be able to physically impose your will on your players and intimidate them. Because those dummies don’t know anything but violence! So lets teach them that leadership and teamwork is about fear, threats, and violence (something dumb girls…