We’re fighting for the right to sit in our lawn chairs and enjoy the sunshine without someone shoving his religion up our collective assholes.

You will almost never totally die

Ok, first, I’ve got literally thousands of hours in this model of jet. How many? I’m going to say well north of 4,000. So, over 5000 total pilot time.

This is going to be a very long and ugly fight. I wish the Iraqis the very best and hope they can cohesively get this done.

Whelp, I just woke up all my roommates because laughing.

Haha I was in that thread. Some funny shit it said

I don’t understand why you think it isn’t.

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I have a feeling a lot of this is going on on multiple levels with various services.

Depends on accessibility. HiMARS can fit into a C-130 that can land on a dirt strip, so if you have that, pretty quickly plus some force protection if it is not already out there.

i played with this guy quite a bit at sportek in tel aviv. i will say that is he quite good. super unorthodox shot and strong. but he is probably the biggest asshole i’ve ever played with. he gets on his teammates if their opponent scores. he never, ever passes the ball. and he calls soft fouls. what’s worse is that…

Sorry.

He’s hoping to reach new Golan Heights.

I have never considered making a slow motion, sepia toned video of me crossing over a fat kid before. Now I know that my life is incomplete without one.

I like when Nate says “I’ll bust his ass”, they censor “ass” in the Hebrew subtitles. The commitment to an accurate translation is admirable.

Shirtless goober? Try Gaza stripper.

For some reason, I read this whole story as Rod Serling.

The best is when the pre-movie ads are finally done...only to immediately see a “here’s everything you were just forced to watch over the last twenty minutes” recap right after.

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