I mean, why aren’t we allowed to march into an air force base and sit in an F-22? Or at the president’s desk in the Oval Office? We paid for all that too.

Can you guys do a piece on underground bunkers next I have a hunch on whats next.

....... *a single tear rolls down cheek while remembering the F-14*

Excellent write up, Tyler. Seems the perfect tool for the whack-a-mole situation the world faces in the Middle East, and elsewhere, eventually.

I’d be much more intimidating if they had more than 16 with about 8 that actually fly.

The don't have the rubles

Islamic extremists hate BACN.

This is precisely why women can’t be SEALs. Their periods put the whole team at risk for a shark attack!

Just what we need, women menstruating all over our nice battlefields.

As a woman, it is hard to argue for equality without agreeing that women should have to register. So bring it on. Give us the same rights and requirements as men.

Bonus protip! I also served as a ticket taker. And happily took slipped $20s to let people in. This will probably work for you too.

Having worked this gig long ago, and considering the size of their operations, having only 21 suits filed in 25 years seems rather low. Working security for events featuring thousands of drunken idiots is an impossible task. Then when something happens, 100% of the time the aggrieved party “wasn’t doing anything.” I…

The weirdest part is how people have tried to claim sneaking a motor into a bike is a form of “doping” and not just “cheating.”

Is “doping” now just cheating?

This has to be the worst sport ever...Why would anyone want to be around a bunch of women on their cycle?

Pooping time is for reading, not listening. Nobody’s out there grabbing their headphones and firing up Pandora on their way to take a dump.

So a podcast is replacing the printed Funbag? When did Simmons take over as Deadspin editor?

Get some headphones, shitlord

Goddamn it. I can’t very well listen to a podcast while I’m pooping at work, now can I?