If they heard an ear-splitting Windows shut down jingle, it was probably the software alright!

Chris Christie clearing his colon?

One of the boys was throwing down.....

The NYC train story deserves a Pulitzer.

FINE, we’ll build our own F-22, with thrust vectoring and hookers!

Thrust vectoring is not necessarily the panacea that it may seem to be. As described by one F-15 fighter pilot who has been in training dogfights against F-22s and Su-30MKI, once you get into thrust vectoring, you are at a very high angle of attack. Essentially, you are pushing a very large fighter’s bottom against…

I mean...you saw a stealth, supersonic strike fighter come to a complete stop and hover. That's pretty fucking impressive.

This wasn't built for the Middle East. This was built to defeat Russia and China.

The best way to avoid World War 3 is to be very prepared for it.

I feel like we’re living in an alternate universe where guys half a century ago built machines like this, and Apollo, but don’t/can’t now.

I like how the Bush administration’s decision to go to war is blamed on their incompetence, deceit (of the public), and/or ulterior motives. But the real question is: How many other presidents would’ve made the same decision to go to war with the same/better/different intelligence? I’m willing to bet that quite a few…

Well, that is definitely a unique pic, at least for me. Twelve operational F-22s lined up wingtip to wingtip. The most I have ever seen in a single photograph. Great post, Tyler.

This is a real life example of the difference between designers and engineers.

Ann Rice can’t melt steel beams.

I find that overwhelmingly it’s women that love the season. Just love metric ass-tons of snow. Knowing full well their asses are not going to be the ones out there shoveling God’s dandruff.

I'm surprised you still have time to read Deadspin.

Um, no. While not every show is awesome, Kids TV is far better today than it was in the 80's and 90's.

Caillou won't grow up to be a serial killer. He won't grow up. He has cancer, that's why he's bald. That's my head-cannon anyways. I'm a horrible person.

Thank you, sooooo much. My 10 year old niece, this last summer, sat on my couch and watched this show endlessly. Not once, NOT ONCE, did I ever hear her laugh. She laughs at everything, but this show put her in hypnotic trance. Fuck this show.

That is the greatest gif ever.