This whole confession was bizarrely inspired by Eccleston praising intimacy coordinators.
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Well then maybe she shouldn’t have done that.
This was a great ending to a great season.
I like to believe that Witt Farr’s cat, mentioned in the last episode, was also named Furgison.
Now Dave Foley is one of the Kids in the Hole.
The soundtrack was bonkers. I kept thinking I was watching one of those old movies-of-the-week.
Every scene with him and Sissy Spacek in In the Bedroom was an acting masterclass on the screen. Still think that’s one of the best movies of the 2000s.
Christmas Haters: “I feel bad for you”
Clothes, fragrances, massages, mimosas, fine leather goods.
She knows how to treat her self!
Letterman was a guest on Strike Force Five, the podcast the five late night hosts did during the WGA strike. I highly recommend it and you don’t have to like all the late night shows to enjoy it. They just sit around shooting the shit, teasing each other relentlessly, (Fallon gets the worst of it, deservedly so) and…
My dad was a loud pee-er and he used to typically come home from work as we were sitting donw to dinner. He’d go into the bathroom (which was right next to the kitchen) and do a loud fucking pee which nobody else remarked on but I thought was disgusting. Thirty years later, I am still a side-of-the-bowl man just to…
Fucking Winston Churchill and LBJ wouldn’t last five seconds in the 21st century.
Phone calls on the shitter always reminds me of this David Sedaris bit.
Who the fuck hasn't?
No idea why “a blonde whose twenty years younger,” was important to say. She clearly moved on months ago. It isn’t her business what he does now.
It usually is unless you are Frances Badass McDormand!
Ok, so this story definitely falls into the “kids say the creepiest things” catagory, but there’s a helluva coda at the end of it, so stay with me. I promise every word of this true. This is what took me from ghost agnostic to believer.