This is my favorite thing on the internet! This contest is my Christmas!

Ditto.

I’ve seen all of the JW movies and I’m not watching this because of Mel Gibson’s involvement.  I appreciate the AV Club foregrounding it.  We don’t need to support Nazis.

I love the Wick movies but fuck Mel Gibson. I ain’t watching this.

I was hoping this was a movie about that weird SNL character they used to do with Chris Walken.

Sure, Jann.

I’m so glad the hippies did such a bang up job fixing society’s problems.

I can fathom that Jill doesn’t fully hate her parents. She is entitled to those emotions, no matter how weird we think it is.

Respectfully, fuck off with this take. Riding coattails? There are lots of legit criticisms you can make about Nancy Pelosi and lots of real reasons for her to retire. And I know most people don’t pay attention to the inside baseball stuff that happens in Congress, but who the fuck do you think was actually doing the…

You try driving with 5" lifts in your heeled ankle boots.

Dammit.

One of the greatest joys of the last few years of pop culture has been the end result of Nolan moving Oppenheimer to Universal out of spite for Warner brothers, and Warner brothers scheduling Barbie on the same day as Oppenheimer out of spite for Nolan, has resulted in TWO radically different, but exciting movies by…

I think if you torture several people to death and carve a baby out of a living woman’s guts while she screams and pleads then in court laugh about it — literally address your victims families and laugh at them … then you can fucking rot in prison.

I guess, but Linda Kasabian put all the same shit in her system and she didn’t kill anyone. I come from a family of drug addicts and none of them have ever done anything like this. That’s really not much of an explanation in my opinion. They had to have enormous rage and entitlement over other people’s lives to do…

You should totally let that miserable shitbag room with you. I’m sure it’ll go great.

Respectfully, this piece is in very poor taste. I actually agree with the general premise of it: I was a public defender for the first four years of my career. The prison system is very corrupt, and I have long advocated for there to be an age cut off for people who no longer pose a threat to society to be released.

She was originally sentenced to death...then the death penalty was overturned. She should’ve stayed in jail, until her natural death as that should’ve been the reinterpretation of her original sentence. This just seems like the state trying to duck out of the cost of medical care for an elder inmate.

You really need to stop defending these people. They didn’t just so happen to shoot someone. These were disgusting, violent, bloody murders of innocents people by cult followers. I think you don’t even know how these horrific murders occurred. They literally had blood orgies over the mutilated corpse of pregnant woman.

I remember that summer very well. It was terrifying and I don’t care how much progress she made in prison, what she did to Rosemary LaBianca should have been enough to deny her parole forever.

These are private text messages between two people who haven’t dated for some time. It’s wrong to publicize these messages.