it’d be like watching a dog learning to wipe its ass

The leopards are coming for your face, Kari. 

I saw Smooth Talk for the first time a couple months ago, and was blown away. It’s seriously one of the scariest movies I’ve ever seen, almost entirely because of his performance. He’s really, really good in it.

Anyone Barrymore’s age, like myself, or older remember seeing pictures like this one of her at nine years old at clubs, at Studio 54, at like 2 am with half asleep at the table while her mom partied. We remember her mom bringing a fresh out of rehab Barrymore on Phil Donahue to get bombarded with questions about her…

Justice for Connor Roy. He was the only Roy who didn’t even get a chance to give a speech and He was the ELDEST SON. JUSTICE FOR CONNOR ROY.

Not that it will matter, but I will never give a single dollar to anything Johnny Depp is in or part of or can benefit from in any way. He and his rabid online fanbase are worthless trash.

Knowing how method Jeremy Strong gets, I hope he’s going to be okay...

Funny thing is I felt the opposite: there are things I’ll never forgive my father for, and there’ll always be a divide between us; that scene made me think that I may always be angry, but losing him one day might actually make me sad.

When my parents died- years apart- I was the only family member in the area. And, in both cases, I knew- knew- that I wasn’t going to get to them in time, that I was not going to get to them before they died. My mom in hospice, my dad in his own bed, at home, shortly after his home health aid left.

Toss a handful of cold Big Macs onto a gold-colored bus that has “HOOKERS N’ URINE” spray-painted on the side and you couldn’t keep Donnie Small Hands from getting on it.

Here is the thing... Meghan and Harry need money and figure if “the firm” is going to sell and plant stories about them then they might as well benefit from it too and get their side out. I initially thought it was ill advised to do so many tell all things at once, and though to myself “this is how you annoy people”. H…

It feels weird to have sympathy for a guy literally born to royalty, but I’ve seen enough family drama to understand that this dude escaped an absolutely toxic life. He’s going to be fine financially where so many others aren’t, but the damage is the same. Realizing that the people closest to you are vicious pack of…

Not to Shania Twain he’s not

I can’t imagine giving a shit about whether an SNL cast member can technically sing well or not. Getting the joke across is what matters. That’s it.

Speaking of singing, Colin Jost apparently can’t. At all.

I can't think of a castmember in recent years who did a lot of singing who could actually sing. Kate and Taran always gave me 'high school production' vibes too.

I know this is primarily humorous, but there are plenty of affordable ice molds which come in a huge variety of shapes and sizes. Adding espresso, juice, fruit or other flavorings and colorings doesn’t have to be a huge expense either. This all is just really the homemade popsicle molds of 2020's. My own are just poor…

Could Matthew Perry be anymore of an asshole?

I agree with all this and I’m genuinely glad she’s having a comeback but honestly as a former theatre school kind who knew a LOT of Anne Hathaway types in my early-mid 20s.... she WAS annoying.

I’m not particularly comfortable with the way Jezebel appears to be treating OW. It seems there’s a finger in the air approach to which female celebrities will be supported and those who will be vilified, and even that changes week to week. There’s appropriate criticism, and then there’s stuff like this which amounts…