Doug, Sonoma drift at Sonoma/Sears Point/Infineon Raceway. YOU HAVE TO COME SLAY THOSE 240SXs WITH ASTON POWER

Uh...herpes?

That day was super baller....my friend told me stories of him drag racing electronic skateboards at C&C

Ok, anyone who brings a lawn chair for their own car at a Cars and Coffee has serious issues

Us plebeian Bay Area residents have to see the idiotically smug license plates on those stupid Model S’s. Now that that there are new “black vintage” plates, they will never end because old combinations are coming back with bad puns on Kilowatts and gas. I haven’t met a Tesla driver, but I had an asshole of a Chem…

The insurance is going to be catastrophically high because every civic bro will want that engine in his car, and the engine will come off a stolen car.

Bicycle Repair Man (from Monty Python). Because Superman definitely doesn't know jack about chains or mechanical apparatus.

Yeah, but with Lotus you get the older strains that have been roided to its maximum.

I wonder if Motorola originally conceived that all aftermarket stereos would evolve to LED orange lit hell storm head units?

Nope, Elite Motor cars, and it's a black, not a DTM

SF Bay Area for sure. There's a exotic cars dealer near me that had a AMG CLK-DTM for sale as well as many things. Oh yeah, our cars and coffee events are baller because of so many deprecated classics.

Chrysler LeBaron, and must be owned by John Voight.

Orlove, you should have gotten a hookup for the failed inspection tests! (full disclosure, I looked up the Carfax of the ES300 With the license plate....)

This car is honestly crappy...driving a 4 banger Camry is no different. The most linear turbo engine. And I was driving the “F Sport” in Sport mode.

Hopefully his name won’t be Buck, because I’d rather not be fucked.

Nurbergring. I've driven enough roads in the Bay Area.

You’ll find a pair of Doug’s boxers under the seat, because Doug doesn't like wrinkled boxers. He learned from the Maestro in Seinfeld. Doug has a special onesie for driving cars

Damnit Lambo, why stop us from seeing more Lambo owner fail videos?

I gotta say when Nissan made their pathfinder model a unibody and shortly afterward a QX4 was born. I’ve looked within a base model pathy and then sat in the QX4, there is nothing that comes to Bose and seats seats seats.

Something without an warranty, not bought from Carmax (that takes all the fun from buying cars and the problems you inevitably face). Simple as this.