Hopefully his name won’t be Buck, because I’d rather not be fucked.

Nurbergring. I've driven enough roads in the Bay Area.

You’ll find a pair of Doug’s boxers under the seat, because Doug doesn't like wrinkled boxers. He learned from the Maestro in Seinfeld. Doug has a special onesie for driving cars

Damnit Lambo, why stop us from seeing more Lambo owner fail videos?

The idea of only using Low speed zero emissions vehicles is completely idiotic. They only go for what, 16 miles at a lethargic speed? Fuck that. How about going to the next state over?

I gotta say when Nissan made their pathfinder model a unibody and shortly afterward a QX4 was born. I’ve looked within a base model pathy and then sat in the QX4, there is nothing that comes to Bose and seats seats seats.

Something without an warranty, not bought from Carmax (that takes all the fun from buying cars and the problems you inevitably face). Simple as this.

I'm not going to say something, but some we can find something in the BDSM forums involving nipple play for Jason.

At that time I was racing 15/16s and 17/18s in the juniors so it was bad.

Bernie obviously likes to passionately rub his rump on that spankin’ wall.

What a piece of shit.

And honestly they don't have to test it safety wise. They can write up whatever they can about their safety. There is no standard to compare it to

It's GM in the 90s. Stuff went really shitty.

Honestly, from the start Elio seemed a pipe dream.

For an amateur Cat 5 cyclist, it's the struggle to even catch up/keep up with the pack. And bonking.

Toyota Matrix. Weighed in at 2600 pounds (scales). Handles amazingly, easy to toss into corners, and is incredibly practical.

Sorry, but my 200 dollar eBay disposable turbo is better than finding a turbo kit. Genuine tuning practices? Let me leaf blower my car now..

666 jalopbucks that Zuckerberg has taken up Ron Howard’s method of naming his children. Maybe a maxima was where he lost his virginity?

Make sure they implement aggressive driving and some wheel to wheel touching action.

Anarchists of Jalopnik, ready the plasti dip and feathers!