Mrs. Initiative and I used to sext all the time when she worked outside the house several years back. In fact, I switched to using a smart phone because I needed the ability to adjust the font size in texts so I could read them without glasses. We should probably get back to doing that, since we tended to have more…

Mrs. Initiative trims my beard and clips my toenails. For the beard trim, we have a little ritual where we begin with her sitting on my lap and me motorboating her.

I have the opposite problem. My mother's place is always so immaculate that I feel like she's judging me when she sees my place and it's clean, because it's not clean to her standards.

I prefer the "being the leper with the most fingers" version of that insult.

A friend's mother has been terrified of Trump since be began running. She said she'd seen it all before, having grown up in Franco's Spain.

Yes, but the weird thing is that they're being paid to run stories about Harry Knowles.

So you're saying that because legislators didn't specifically call out intoxication as a reason for being incapacitated to the point that a person can't consent, then the law allows for forcible sodomy? Because that's a really shitty way to interpret the law, which is why everyone is pissed about the decision.

These laws aren't just being passed to force transgender people to use the bathroom on their birth certificate, they're being passed in an attempt to allow bigots to identify transgender people in order to assault them.

It's amusing to me that people even call this a "scandal." Everyone knows that the good athletes get a pass regarding grades and pretty much always have. I worked with a kid just out of college that had been an Olympic level swimmer in college. He was an extremely bright kid that would easily have had a GPA close…

I knew the folks that ran that kegger and they drank that swill all the time. On the rare occasions I had any, the result was horrible shits and headaches the next day. Can't see how saving $3 a case was worth it.

Milwaukee's Best is, literally, the worst. There was an annual keg party/rock show years ago around these parts that got pretty big (like hundreds of kegs of beer big). One year, they switched from Bud and Bud Light to Milwaukee's Best. Virtually every person that attended complained about the beer. It was the only…

Oh, and I also follow Kether Donohue because she just so damned adorable.

He and ZMF are the only people I follow in Twitter.

Math: It's better than sounding. Now there's a ringing endorsement!

Here's as good a place as any to say that Tubular Bells is a stunning piece of music.

Nah, your first assessment was correct.

The US version of Life on Mars has what I consider to be the worst ending of anything ever. To this day I'm shocked that my TV wasn't destroyed I was so angry at that ending.

This is a sign on the men's room door in a bar in Florida that I was at last week. It's my favorite sign ever, especially given the fact that you just know that they had put it up after someone…well, click the link and you'll see.

Is this where I get to brag about the cost of my wedding? $96 total. $75 for the JotP, $10 for her ring, $11 for mine.

I had to write a two page essay for my psych class titled "Is pornography harmful?" My first sentence was "The question of whether or not pornography is harmful really depends on an expansion of the idea to ask: is it harmful to whom and in what way?" And in two pages you can't even really clarify that.