Yeah. No one is excited. Because the last Bill Simmons-ran website was so shitty. At least that’s what Deadspin tells me and my opinion is always Deadspin’s.

Stevens didn’t make dirty hits like Gudas does...that guy is a goon. Stevens is a Hall-Of -Famer

Big differene between being caught with your head down going across the blue line during the play, and just generally being an all around asshole.

Rousey went on to say that she wants her next fight to be a rematch with Holm.

Epilogue:

Goddamn psych majors.

I don’t know. It looks like it’s “okay.”

I like the commentary.
Announcers in general are not using the word ‘aplomb’ enough.

“We’re talking about celebrity stuff, not politics.”

Well, it certainly wasn’t a banner day for this gentleman!

I could ignite Deadspin’s audience by typing “tits” 300 times and hitting the publish button.

It’s fantastic that both teams decrease wins with this trade.

He’s making over $22,000,000 this year. He is Dwight Howard. I really can’t see an NBA GM giving up ~$22m worth of his own players to land Dwight Howard.

This is the only thing I can see happening because lmao:

Geez, this last season of Portlandia is taking a dark turn...

It differs by state, but the game clock typically doesn’t stop after a made basket in high school basketball. My opinion means nothing but I think that rule is bullshit.

No. She’s still in Kentucky

Based on the video, my more immediate concern is not getting in a fight with a French girl.

COTY candidate.

Punches thrown: A lot