For those that are wondering about the threesome: Boras was screwing Harvey and the Mets at the same time.

*several hours later*

Do you know how to make a Holy Bartender?

This utterly justifies the film’s existence and always will.

Wu Ke mistake.

That was the story of Sunday - Patriot goes for a 2, disaster ensues.

The woman recording says the Pats fan is still in the overturned box of filth

Anyway, this is a good reminder that as much as fans may hate rival teams and players, the players themselves almost never do.

Crack was invented and distributed with deliberate governmental acquiescence if not outright assistance.

Stevie Wonder isn’t blind

Free Agents: We’ll live anywhere they pay us to live.

Maybe be a little more defensive next time.

Nonsense (not the crappy owners part—that’s certainly still true). 3 years is a perfect contract length for almost any player who is at least 30 years old. One year is a fantastic second option. Why overpay for the decline years? I was against them overpaying for Cespedes, since he’s a player playing out of position…

For all the whining Mets fans did throughout the offseason, the team is starting the season with a better and deeper roster than the one that just went to the World Series (and probably should have won). On paper, they’re the best team in the National League.

“$75m contract awarded to Yoenis Cespedes is the largest ever to a player whose name has the anagram ‘Decoy sees penis’.”

Cubs are, Cards aren’t.

Reached for comment, Kevin Love said, “I can’t really defend his firing. Or the job he did as coach. ...Actually, I can’t defend anything. Please don’t ask me to.”

Smith is most certainly a garbage NBA player at this point. But by some bizarre stroke of luck or AAU familiarity, he actually ran a really nice high-low game with Howard last year. Whether that was random chance, who knows, but if any team can unlock a little playmaking from him, it’s Houston.

“at least Cosby knocked his victims out b4 he raped them.”

This is Adequate Man, not I Spent $500 On Snow Tires And Probably Also Didn't Use Underwear As A Washcloth This Morning Man.