Free Agents: We’ll live anywhere they pay us to live.

Maybe be a little more defensive next time.

Nonsense (not the crappy owners part—that’s certainly still true). 3 years is a perfect contract length for almost any player who is at least 30 years old. One year is a fantastic second option. Why overpay for the decline years? I was against them overpaying for Cespedes, since he’s a player playing out of position…

For all the whining Mets fans did throughout the offseason, the team is starting the season with a better and deeper roster than the one that just went to the World Series (and probably should have won). On paper, they’re the best team in the National League.

“$75m contract awarded to Yoenis Cespedes is the largest ever to a player whose name has the anagram ‘Decoy sees penis’.”

Cubs are, Cards aren’t.

Reached for comment, Kevin Love said, “I can’t really defend his firing. Or the job he did as coach. ...Actually, I can’t defend anything. Please don’t ask me to.”

Smith is most certainly a garbage NBA player at this point. But by some bizarre stroke of luck or AAU familiarity, he actually ran a really nice high-low game with Howard last year. Whether that was random chance, who knows, but if any team can unlock a little playmaking from him, it’s Houston.

“at least Cosby knocked his victims out b4 he raped them.”

Blancoté isn’t a real French word, but “blanc” and “cote” translate to “white” and “side,” as in Heat center Hassan Whiteside

A Lightning fan? Are you absolutely positive that you exist?

Off the top of my head, historically, USC and Miami haven’t been terrible.

Hi—I’d like you to explain the implicit logic behind the argument in this bad internet comment. You seem to be saying that rather than looking into whether stories are true or not, we should just take people at their word and run what they say. Is that what you’re saying? If so, what made you arrive at this position?…

A quick google maps search shows that Foxhill Drive is about a block north of a Dunkin’s.

Oh shit? Good call. I’ll fix that up top.

I’m pretty sure that Sarah wouldn’t be ok with her daughter marrying a black guy. Just a hunch.

I’m sorry, but I enjoy Cam’s joy at playing the game. I’ve seen too many athletes for too long “saying the right things, drinking the vitamins and saying the prayers”. Give me more guys like Cam!

This is Adequate Man, not I Spent $500 On Snow Tires And Probably Also Didn't Use Underwear As A Washcloth This Morning Man.