A year from now, we won’t be calling it a “slide”, rather “that time he broke Tejada’s leg..”

I would have to agree that Hyden is highly regarded, but doubt he’s one of the four

and this yappy guy who keeps checking to make sure we’re all still acting tough on the top step, right?

Maybe he saw Scotland destroying the United States this morning and got some fresh ideas.

Tip to tip, Wun Wun and Andre the Giant

Likely to stop people from making jokes about it in the comments

You won’t get enough credit for this

if a movie gets made, get Dev Patel

it is quite obvious that the slant here is against Goodell, but the irony is wonderful

this is the first time i’ve seen Andrus on Deadspin where Beltre was not involved.

Ungrateful, frontrunning, despicable, inbred, racist, crap stains.

Sorry, a building to win Marlins.

Not to mention that when he got that payday, he left the rebuilding Mets to join a building to win Blue Jays.

how many people need to piss in a sink before you require a sign?

this is my favorite post of all time

how is I was born drafted on the wrong side of a class war not on this list?

and now I realize that the Giants had a worse record than the Browns. This is going to be a long month.

That kind of personality ensures that he would hate to be drafted by my Giants

Manny is too low on your list. Canseco is a more classic blooper, but what Manny did is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen on the field. I would also include the minor league catcher throwing into the stomach of the batter: