A riddle for you. When is The Riddler not the villain of the next Batman movie?

I always figured I look good in the mirror and terrible on film because I'm never wearing my glasses when I look in the mirror. I look good blurry. Digital photography is the bane of my existence. I should have been born in the late 1800s. Online dating would have been a lot easier.

Looks like Ichabod Crane from the Disney version of The Legend of Sleepy Hollow. Just remember, Steve: once you cross that bridge, my friend - the ghost is through, his power ends.

@NyQuilPillz: Huh. I thought they were shouting ATTICA, ATTICA. I wasn't quite sure what to think of that.

@mordicai: I think the Riddler could be the perfect follow-up to the Joker. In TDK, the Joker attempted to create constant chaos - to show that human beings are fundamentally terrible and willing to do anything to save their own skins. The Riddler requires complete order and rationality in order to function - in…

I'd like to know if I end up dying via a meteorite to the head while I'm on the toilet. I've had a sneaking suspicion that my death will be both ridiculous and embarrassing. Given the way my luck runs, I'm pretty sure this would happen immediately after my TiMER goes off and I've met my soul mate.

Hmmm, a soulmate timer would take some of the fun out of the hilarity that is my dating history. And knowing my luck, my timer would actually be counting down to the end of the world.

Is there a non-white person in this movie? If so, then the odds are good they'll be the Devil. Or become the fall guy for the actual Devil who then Keyser Soze's his way down the street for the "twist" ending.

For some reason, I kept expecting Connor MacLeod to walk into frame. Maybe it was the cheesy effects, maybe it was the growlly, incomprehensible dialogue. Could have been the big hair.

Well, here's the problem (as I see it) with modern ethics encroaching on historical study: the act of removing the body for preservation/study begins the ethical violation of the mummy. Once you start getting into the incestuous, penis-losing ground, you're just talking a matter of degrees of violation.

I can't really imagine Spider-man singing songs that get applause at the end. I thought everyone hated him. Back to the drawing board, Bono. Come back with a song that sounds a lot like "Nobody Knows the trouble I've Seen" only replace the references to Jesus with Uncle Ben.

Aren't neutrinos from a supernova the supposed culprit for the "Flash Forward" event (at least in the novel by Robert Sawyer)? My memory is a little hazy on that one. Give us a weapon that simultaneously knocks most of the world's population unconscious for two minutes and I'll say that's a doomsday device.

@RandomThought: While I appreciate innovators in storytelling, Morrison has almost always rubbed me the wrong way. I think there is room to innovate within a universe without explicitly and fundamentally altering it and forcing others to clean up the mess after you're gone. While I didn't like his X-men run at all,…

@Darth Meow 504: Yeah, Morrison really worked most of the X-men over with silly secondary mutations. I do like your idea of cryokinesis, especially since she helped Iceman unlock more of his potential at one point.

Just as an FYI on Catholic exorcism: priests, in a way, have to specialize in exorcism. You are not allowed to perform one unless you have studied a fairly lengthy list of books, cases, and literature on the matter. They are also taught to distinguish the signs of what the church considers an actual possession as…

Where's the Gawker dating network? There are plenty of us that hate those dating sites but like a lot of the minds we see in the comments on Gawker.

Ah, Sony. You ruined the original Star Wars MMO and now it looks like you're set to ruin DC. That is some clunky, clunky gameplay. I think I even saw Superman throw a karate kick in there (~1:20).

I have a hard time accepting damn near anything archaeologicaly orgasmic discovered in the Americas during the late 19th and early 20th centuries.

The way I understand it, Martin's choice to write from POVs adds to his inability to get this bridge book finished. Feast and Dance were not supposed to be two books but Feast's POVs grew and grew until eventually he had to cut some characters out of Feast and put them in Dance. These two books were supposed to be…

Jesus Christ. The eyes. It knows.