Can you guys add more auto-play videos? They’re a nice distraction from the constant screaming, crying, and incoherently babbling voices in my head.

In St. Louis: yes.  It’s better than when I lived there in 2002 when every kid was wearing a band aid on his face. 

I forgot the details but wasn’t the rumor was that Harbaugh would have been fine with Kaepernick playing QB years ago if not for Baltimore’s flag-humping owner blocking it.

For the people who don’t get it:

Anyone who did proper scouting on Lamar knew his limp-wristed throwing style was going to translate to the NFL.

And to think that he could have been drafted by the Redskins and already be out of the league as a result. 

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

Fuck Thursday Night Football and goddamn everything right now!!!

Did Washington just run a linebacker over to the left side on every play? Because it sure looks like they just expected every play to be a left side screen. It’s like watching a 6-year old play Madden: One of these days this play that keeps failing is going to work!

There is something sublimely inept about the combination of the pessimism that causes one to call a series of screen passes and the optimism that designs those screen plays so that all the blockers on the screen side are running to start their blocking assignments five to seven yards downfield, when the receiver never…

HEY! Its not just the Mets who were fooled by the Backman Managerial excitement!

Jameis said the craziest thing about playing in London is that you assault Uber drivers on the other side of the road!

Editor: Sir, this is an Arby’s.

Dave Petersen’s letter to the editor about Muslim holidays — and the editorial response — needs to be highlighted here.

Me and this guy share 99.9% of our DNA. It took me two hours to get out of bed.

But what constitutes “a complete mugging”? No one seems to know.

I didn’t see the Chiefs/Colts play, but if that Pats/Giants play isn’t DPI, nothing is. They should just scrap the review rule (which I’m in favor of) if that’s not going to be flagged on replay.

It wouldn’t be the first time a bunch of Catholics burned a female leader.

On another, the lawsuit says, Miller told Piscitelli he would “swipe left” on her after criticizing her for not smiling enough.

It takes an amazing act of assholery to make the Cardinals look like the team I want to root for. The Braves managed to get there. Well done.