I didn’t get this bronze medal playing skeeball, honey.

As a gay man, I’d like to apologize on behalf of our community to everyone who makes an effort not to be offensive, makes a slip-up, and gets pummeled to death by every queer person within range.

You can’t actually see the hand shake. And Mayfield does seem to wiggle his hands a bit at the end. It could easily be a hand slap rather than an actual shake.

$10 for a jar of marinara? Must be nice being part of the 1%

Sudafed is his drug of choice, allegedly.

Good job preemptively naming Bo Jackson, and can we also stipulate Barry Sanders?

So we agree that Trump has likely never smoked weed, but he’s for sure taken enough perscription pills to kill most of the race horses on Earth, right? I mean, I see him doing that and not counting it as “drugs” because it was from a doctor, or some sort of “medical person” who told him it would increase his manliness…

Shocking that the owner of a sports team in 2019 with a racial slur for a nickname would do something shitty. To a white guy, I mean.

Kind of unprofessional not to do it first thing in the morning, and instead wait until he was two hours into eating tape.

So under the banner of being “patriots” they feel entitled to overwhelm and displace the redskins from their native land, big surprise.

So, what you’re saying is that something in Gilroy stinks.

Alum and former football player at this high school.

“They opened up an investigation and suspended the season after a week? How could these simple country bumpkins, who only know football and how to till the land possibly make this kind of call so quickly? Surly, they don’t understand things like sexual assault. Why, they are most likely still startled by the daily…

Everyone who doesn’t want to watch this movie (and I’m in that group) should instead go watch Phoenix in You Were Never Really Here, where his work is quiet, understated, and absolutely spectacular. That film, which appears to be about a hit man doing a particular job but which is actually an exploration of trauma,…

People aren’t complete idiots

You’re projecting.

Torok seems to have lost his moral compass here.

According to the bylaws of ISHMap, punning will be given very little latitude.

+1:100 scale

This is how legends are made.