Patton Oswalt on Twitter has pointed out the weird pattern that seems to happen with a decent amount ( I wouldn’t say majority but a good amount) of right wing guys are failed comedians. There are more than just a handful of people who seem to be failed entertainers who somehow end up in politics. Huckabee for sure…

It’s always interesting to watch conservatives attempt humor. The references are almost always hilariously out of date, the attempts at self-deprecation are usually painfully forced, and it comes across like they decided to improv the first take and then felt it was comedy gold that couldn’t be topped. It’s like…

“Hurkka durkka murder rate” -you

Saints fans keep this up and maybe the players will start wearing paper bags so they aren’t seen near these morons.

Yu admitted (http://www.star-telegram.com/sports/mlb/texas-rangers/article164384172.html) he was doing this with the Rangers and one of the reasons the Dodgers made the trade was they thought they could correct this. Obviously they failed in this respect.

Miller: Heroin! Heroine!

‘Please, save my leg!’

Do you think the people who actually pulled this crap proudly informed their friends and families of what dickbags they are? Or do they have enough sense to realize it’s a shameful act that must be kept secret at all costs?

I’m not racist. I have white friends. Namaste!

Can’t even make it to the winter meetings. Jeets is showing about as much range as GM as he did at shortstop.

There’s a perfectly innocent explanation for this whole situation: he just wanted to ask Durant if he knew how to get to Temecula.

I’m too lazy but I trust you. You seem honest enough.

Maybe you should ask your mother. *kills self*

But the Yankees have about $70 mil coming off the books this year and with Castro potentially leaving in this trade thats about 80 mil. So if take Stanton’s 25 mil. They have about 55 mil left to hopefully play with and keep under the tax. Please correct me if I’ve gotten the figures wrong.

How’s that for mixed messages.

Ugh now I can’t stop hearing “Giancarlo” shouted at me in a thick NY accent.

“a freaky sci-fi movie in which Livingston drains Kirkland of life by pressing their foreheads together.”

Golf Cart isn’t a bad option. Look what it did in Dallas:

You just don’t understand the wonderful, salt-of-the-earth people in our great heartland states. For them, life is only worth living if they have three things:

This has been your Daily Deadspin Reminder: Never Try.