I wish my dad had been told there was a trick for this. Could have saved me a lot of surgeries.

Somewhere in alabama roy moore both messed his pants AND declared this video some sort of commie, illegal immigrant witchcraft.

Go fuck yourself.

is this some type of anti-humor satire?

Taylor has the best under pressure QBR of any QB in the NFL for 2016 and 2017. Better than Tom Brady, better than Carson Wentz. QBs that can function behind bad offensive lines, last I checked, are a pretty valuable commodity in the NFL.

The fact you believe any NFL players deserves to be cheap-shotted because another person missed the call is..........

Of course. A missed defensive holding call is beyond the pale and completely deserving of an unexpected decapitation attempt that forces the db from the game.

Great googly moogly.

yes

Definitely my favorite part of his game.

I may get some shit for this opinion...but I think Eli was very underrated as an SNL host.

McAdoo is a finalist for the Wade Phillips Cup, the trophy given out to the NFL coach who looks the most like the assistant manager of a tire store.

The only upside for me has been the comic, almost Jetsian, level of blinkered ineptitude this was handled with.

Eli deserved his shot at 2-14. He’s earned that.

Could we have done it differently? I guess you argue that we could’ve, yes: The Ben McAdoo Story

Not all teenage mutants are allies of the turtle.

He was merely exacting justice for when LBJ orchestrated the assassination of his father, John Fitzgerald.

Are you the Designated Survivor while the rest of the Deadspin staff is at the award ceremony?

You can’t spell “bench your elite quarterback” without Eli.

*Jumps off George Washington Bridge*

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