Wow

I have an idea!

Do the Nets the most boring jersey? Surely the Suns and Magic are worse. 

On the bright side, Lenny is tweeting about the debate https://twitter.com/LennyDykstra/status/1144075881192787970?s=19

I want to make fun of him for being a dim league player, but this is some real shit. 

I’ma Nets fan. I have nothing to add. I agree with this blog. 

Dude still complains of a mortgage after making nearly 25 million in the majors. He should have worked a little harder.

Does that lady have Jesus on the phone?

https://deadspin.com/1835602796

I said it the other day. Bunting is dumb and boring. I can't wait until it's illegal. 

I know I'm in the minority, but if anything, bunts should be illegal. 

Butler probably signs there, which gives the Lakers Rondo, Kuzma, Butler, Davis and James. That's the best starting 5 in the West. 

I’ve never seen a gash so tasty.

Twice, in the same paragraph...

You ever notice how a pitchers speed drops as he gets tired, and often his effectiveness goes with it? MPH is a measurement of speed. 

LSD stands out on that list, a lot

Is condescendingly calling someone “kiddo” part of the civil discourse?

Well, this should appease everyone's racist uncle. 

The Nets are having a legit movie script season, right down to the lack of defense and nothing but 3's and dunks offense. We can win this stores series. 

In following this story I was reminded of how silly of a stat ERA actually is when you look at how it is calculated.