it was me, i came to his house and forced him to read it at gunpoint

I’ve been watching him closely this season, and Lebron is a really good athlete, imo.

Incidentally, Speed 3 is also what the bus driver was on.

Sounds like quite a St. Bonadventure.

Well, at this point, the United States are kinda the Knicks of the world.

Yes. I still don’t understand how Penn State football currently exists.

Dog’s good as hell.

Hell fuck yeah it is.

Is this a good sports dog?

No. Patrick left out the part about being 19 in 7th grade.

In the summer between seventh and eighth grade

/files this response away for future use.

I love when people double down on bad takes.

RIP Uncle Phil.

When did this happen? Now I can’t stop seeing Uncle Shaq...

FUCK THOSE BABIES THE BATHWATER WAS DISGUSTING!

And everyone is so wrapped up in the political theater Trump is creating (cabinet nominations, who tf is Frederick Douglass, Steve Bannon), we’ve yet again skipped over the fact that our POTUS still hasn’t fucking fully divested himself from his businesses, many of which will likely benefit from the financial…

Cut them some slack. Their Director of Ethics died in the Bowling Green Massacre and they’re still too distraught to find a replacement.

...NCAA ...an institution with any morals or ethics.