“Missing the NHL All-Star game to take care of a sick pit bull.”

No snark. That is a bad-ass sentence. Respect.

he looks sick af what are u talking about

Yes, I was completely mistaken. A scoff sound that came out his mouth was actually a confused look. Until this very moment, I was unaware that a noise is actually a look. You are commenting like a person who would know me personally and was at that bar that very day. You’re weird and your failures will haunt you…

Darren Rovell has clearly never hired anyone in his life. You know what happens in private industry when you list a job opening? You get far, far more applications and resumes than you can handle. The whole reason we have a detailed application process with explicit instructions as to how to submit your resume is…

I referred to a couple guys as “hipsters” the other day and boy did they get upset. Apparently the politically correct term is “conjoined twins”.

5 years, 8 months, 3 days, 4 hours, and 36 minutes.

Should have just looked him dead in the eye and asked for a Bud Light. With Lime.

This is an extremely generous comment for both of those people.

Some of last year’s hipsters have moved on to trying to make serious points in the Deadspin comments section.

Pointing out irony ironically? You’ve reached peak hipster.

WHAT’S IN THE BOX DARREN

Went to a bar in Chicago, total hipster neighborhood, to meet up with friends. Some rail thin bartender with a handlebar mustache scoffed at me when I asked him if what his favorite beer was, like I was supposed to know. So now I go to my corporate job every single day and I will move up the management ladder until…

The only people more annoying than hipsters are the people who are always bitching about hipsters.

“I remember when playing like Butt was a good thing.” - Jim Harbaugh

DUKE ENDS INDEFINITE BACKPACK AND LOCKER ROOM SUSPENSION AFTER JUST ONE HOUR

yes it does.

The headline suggests that he’s the one that called it a “distraction” but I don’t think this is an example of the usual “coach downplays seriousness of a rape because basketball is more important” thing. The reporter ASKED if it was a distraction, and he basically responded, “Yes it is, but the police’s work in…

for starters, I don’t see the need to give 5% of my paycheck to criminals to allow me the right to do a shitty job and not get fired.

We have just elected a President who pushes lies on Twitter and spews Hitler talking points.

So, you’re saying that in the midwest a carpenter earns $30-$34 dollars an hour, and for that they pay $6,000.00 a year?