It’s not that people think that women lie about rape. It’s that people think that women lie about EVERYTHING. Women don’t ever misspeak, embellish or create. They just lie. That is why people turn to your boyfriend to ask them the same question they just asked you and you just answered. These MRAs and their kin aren’t…

I’m pretty sure Isabella Rosselini can do whatever she wants, mainly because if someone tries to stop her she might show up dressed like a whale penis or something.

She calls herself that so twig bitches like you don’t say it behind her back. /joke, from the movie.

I saw a rumor floating around that Benicio del Toro has promised to show up in heels to protest this fuckery. Please let this be true.

On the down side, this seems pretty sexist.

Anyone out there old enough to remember Cybill Shepherd at the Emmys?

I’d want to hate on Courtney but she bought everyone in the bar a drink when I was visiting in Vancouver. My friend said to her very very drunkenly in the toilet “i love you courtney” and she was all “thank you honey, now go and lie down”.

I shall now take every opportunity to introduce “WHY YOU COMIN’ AT ME WIT DEM PORK ASS HANDS?” into my vernacular. My people don’t even know what’s coming.

Bill Clinton is as devastatingly charming in person as he appears on TV. That’s all I got.

One time I was flying from JFK to SFO, with a layover in Phoenix and saw Flavor Flav waiting at our gate. We went over and talked to him, he showed us the bag of clocks he keeps in Target bags with the rest of his Target bag luggage, and took a photo with us. He sat behind us on the plane (in coach) and yelled…

Patrick Kennedy died when he was days old, and Arabellaa was still-born, both of those heartbreaking circumstances. I couldn't imagine going through that. Also, who are you to even assume that she was able to get over the murder of her husband "quickly"? He may have been broken, but he was still the father of her…

I don’t think it’s in good taste to minimize anyone’s personal tragedies. You really can’t compare your tragedies to someone else’s. It’s actually a really shitty and mean thing to do. You don’t even know this woman, and you’re so quick to minimize her life. Why? Is it to make yourself feel somehow superior because…

God do biopics suck.

Your talking as if abstaining from this sort of commodity means it doesn’t exist, or means that if you abstain, you are better than those who choose to participate in this type of economy. People will continue to get their nails done because they want their nails to be done. This isn’t so much of a hot take, but…

So if I do my homework, find a salon where the workers are well paid with benefits and the conditions are hygienic and safe, I shouldn’t go? How does that help anyone? If everyone followed that advice the women in that salon would be unemployed.

Not only is it the right thing to do for employers to offer maternal leave, but it’s also good business sense. What’s easier? Losing an experienced employee after she has a baby and having to train a new employee up from scratch, or giving an experienced employee time to recover before she can come back and be 100%.

Just want to state this. "People should not have children if they cannot afford them!" Well, as a small business owner-"Business should not have EMPLOYEES if they cannot afford them." That means you should provide a decent salary, health benefits and paid time off, especially for family/medical related issues.

Last year I found myself on the wrong end of a holier than thou neighbor who thinks that I am a harlot and should be ashamed of myself for running around semi-nude most of the time. She asked about my “church” and its teaching and I told her that I am a Child of Nature. She recoiled and said “a witch”. I said not…