The fact that you haven't committed a battery on your mom makes you the soul of restraint. You mom should be confessing and begging for forgiveness just for the things she's said much less the level of interference she is having with your daughter.

I don’t know quite how to say this, but honestly, there were times in my life when keeping the kids clothed, fed, medicated, housed was an improbable task that I accomplished on my own and I’m damn proud of doing that and not much else. It took 100% of what I had. There was nothing left for gold star parenting. I…

I hope she does well in whatever she decides. Would be really cool to see her and others like her change the shape of the world. Congratulations on raising a great daughter.

Why do I have to keep explaining this? He was in Public Enemy! If I banged someone who was in Public Enemy, and then (just totally hypothetically speaking) developed a major drug problem that lead to numerous legal issues and permanent damage to his looks, and also appeared at the Gathering of the Juggalos and made a…

Right? This was obviously years ago, but given how famous she’s become now it’s pretty hilarious.

I would give my left tit to hear stories from regular dudes who banged, like, Nina Simone back in the day.

This post makes me so happy on so many levels!

Your daughter is awesome.