I like that he coordinates the excessive stickers on his car with excessive stickers on his shirt.  

This is America. I can mate with whatever goddamned yeti I want.

Does it comes with sparkle plugs?

Dad has a Triumph TR6 that eerily doesn’t leak and starts on the first attempt...

The REVELATION and then the LAWLESS ONE will be revealed home the Lord Jesus will kill them with the breath of his mouth and bring to nothing.

Said the lord to the penises

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

Masturbating.

But if I’m not pretending it’s a race car where’s the fun?