But if you think about it ... 347 teams, roughly 26 games a season. You’d think eventually an entire team would get wiped out.

Dude, you need to get the State of the Union Network, only $9.99 a month, cancel anytime!

And fees.

Duh.

Oh whatever. Fuck Chicago with their simultaneous entitlement and inferiority complex. Choose one or the other ass holes.

When reached for comment, Ben Roethlisberger bemoaned how kids just aren’t learning to properly play the pass in college anymore.