So let’s review: for-profit prison companies contribute millions to election campaigns; those office holders pass more laws, (more laws->more offenses->more convictions->more inmates), federal government pays private prisons to house the inmates, who in turn manufacture goods for government contracts.

Slave labor is awesome?

When did cops become such delicate fucking flowers? Christ, they’re the most easily butthurt of any profession I can think of.

They debated killing him and then blaming it on drug dealers, but decided that was too old school.

Maybe he is overcompensating for his last name.

“HBO made this movie in an election year to support Hillary Clinton and the Democratic Party, which loves to claim that a mythical ‘war on women’ is underway by Republicans,” said Mark Paoletta.

I feel so weird when the NFL does something right for a change.

You’d have been mauled before you finished the word “helium.” By us, not the bears.

Step one: DON’T PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE, YOU DRIVELING HEATHEN.