Oh look, the Acceptable Minorities are wypipoling it up because their kids might have to share the hall with some black and brown children. Woe is them. This grave injustice of “giving other people of color a chance in the face of systemic inequality that Asian communities have exploited to give their children a leg…

I bet you’re one of those guys that keeps a card in your wallet with the age of consent in every State.

This is like a choose your own adventure story:

1. Go to Page 19 if you think this will lead to Sorkin hiring more POC and woman to write roles for POC and women.

2. Go to Page 32 if you think that Sorkin will attempt to write some fast talking roles for POC and women and totally botch the job but get a big pat on the…