Perhaps no longer ugly, but gorgeous? I'll reserve judgment for when I see it at normal camera angles rather than the flattering, low angles shown in these pics.

Guilty until proven innocent. Might this be a sickening glimpse into the future? Say "hello" to The United States of Trump.

Second-generation Ram, or first-generation?

What’s that splashing sound? It’s the Tesla lemmings following their Grand Poobah off a cliff and into the lake.

Fran is attempting to teach Thelma how to drive]
Thelma: ...tell me something that I don’t know.
Fran: Like what?
Thelma: What’s a PRNDL? [pronounced “prindle”]
Fran: A what?!
Thelma: A PRNDL! See, right here: P-R-N-D-L! Right there!
Fran: Thelma, honey, those are your gear designations.

Are you sure installing aftermarket parts won't violate Tesla's terms and conditions and result in immediate repossession?

People may not care where their cars are built, but perhaps they should. People are crying out for a $15 minimum wage largely because there are simply no decent-paying unskilled/semi-skilled jobs for them to move into. At one time, General Motors was the largest employer in the US. Now, it's Wal-Mart.

Relax. The man is 85 years old. We’ll see if he still thinks North America is a shit hole once he gets to Hell, which could be any day now.

CP. Then again, this almost makes up for the '67 Mustang with the Skyline engine in Fast & Furious Tokyo Drift, though I'd take a Skyline engine over a Chevy 283 all day long.

Ha! I suppose I am. And they'll be lifted an amount that is inversely proportional to the size of the driver and/or his manhood.

Meh. There just isn’t enough additional capability vs. a conventional light-duty truck here. It's just for the wannabes who are too soft to drive a true HD diesel pickup.

Is a target of 15,000 units for the S90 truly a conservative goal? Perhaps not. The sedan market is contracting, and before someone buys an S90, they have to walk past the XC90, not to mention all of the thoroughly excellent competition out there. Ask Cadillac how easy it is to sell premium sedans in this market.

The bulky hood cladding could be hiding sandbags used to add additional load to the front suspension.

That’s the first I’ve heard anyone credit the design of the ‘59 Cadillac to Pinin Farina. There were a small number of ‘59-60 Eldorado Brougham sedans built by Pinin Farina, but I’ve always read that the '59 Cadillac was a GM design.

Boo hoo. At least you small people fit into nearly every car. If you were built like me, you wouldn't fit into a Miata, and you'd never know the answer to everything.

Who cares? It’s not like they shot a gorilla!

This is yet another symptom of the automobile’s transformation from a personal statement to a soulless appliance (thank you, Toyota). Even among cars where bright colors are expected, they are rare. I had a hard time finding my race red Mustang -roughly 1/3 of Mustangs are black. But, as depressing as exterior colors…

If we’re debating it here, then it’s in Tesla’s best interest to revise the functionality of the feature. Otherwise, it could be debated in a jury room, with much greater consequences.

Too bad it doesn't have the t-top

So, “better” is established purely by a few cherry-picked statistics? What about safety? Performance? Assembly quality? Standard equipment? That $12,500 price didn't even include air conditioning.