I’m thinking that if I’m close enough to the edge that a trip could send me off of 400 foot cliff.......I aint moving to the side for nobody. And I would also strongly suggest that might not be the best place to congregate. They can wait the 30 seconds it takes for me to complete my selfie and be outta their way.

Thanks. Voice to text + unsmarts + too lazy to proofread = threw.

Or the free iOS app. Even better. Cause when your kids decide after 2 weeks that piano lessons blow, you can angry birds.

Ok, you go ahead and stay in your conflicted state and turning to total strangers on the Internet for advice and I'll continue treating everyone with respect. It's worked well for me for 40 years.

I’ve always been a glass-half-full-kinda-guy. On the plus side, he wasn’t shot by a cop.

If all that you’re typing is true then I’ve got your solution. Treat people how you want to be treated. End of story. Treat everyone with kindness and think for yourself. If there’s a white person being a dick, say ‘hey, please quit being a dick’. If there’s a black person being a dick, say ‘hey, please quit being a…

The only thing less fun than trying to get rid of a piano is trying to move one of the heavy MF’ers. We had 4 grown mean, all of us avg to above avg strength and it fought the hell out of us. Nasty nasty.

Honest question and I'm not trolling because I’m a 44 year old dude that has never seen the first one. Is this new version any good or is it just getting a lot of press because this is Jez and it's a female based film?

And this year is prolly has the fewest issues with the fan vote. I only see a couple of head scratchers.

I live close enough to smell that shit hole. They know every possible way of being arrogant. Although they've been somewhat quieted lately with KC getting a couple seasons of success and now the Cubbies.

I can’t believe they posted a story that couldn’t be linked to back to the fault of a guy, a guy that’s white, a guy that’s a white republican, a guy that’s a white republican with a gun or to put a bow on it......Trump

Please tell me that you're really really drunk.

How many hours a day does Gawker spend going through the Internet looking for stories that of whiteys being racist? We get it, there’s assholes out there. But instead of paying off your lawsuits with racebaits how bout pointing out that there’s 10% of all races, genders, religions, regions.......that are idiots and…

Ok. Fair enough.

Everyone is a responsible drinker until they get behind the wheel and kill someone. Should we go back to prohibition? I'm not a gun guy either.

I’m not a gun guy. Never had one and prolly never will. This makes no sense at all to me. If you’re in a situation where a guy is willing to stab everyone in a restaurant, the idea of maybe having a gun to shoot the SOB and save everyone’s lifes doesn’t appeal to you?

There has to be an “asking for head” joke in here somewhere.

Fuck!! You’re worst than my damn kids. Just pick one and quit being greedy.

That seems to make more sense.

I’ve never been a rapist and I’m prolly too old to start. I’ve never even played one on tv but if I was to start I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t go spend the weekend with my victim. Drug infused rapists are silly.