“Psssssst....buddy, this is gawker. You’re going to get us both yelled at for liking that awesomely written classic”. And I'm from Kansas City.

The tall one?? “................. Uh....................................I’m guessing a white guy..................................................tall white guy.............................. Tall white guy that plays tennis.................................tall white American guy that plays…

IMO, some of women’s sports aren’t AS enjoyable to watch as mens’, but tennis isn’t one of them. I think you could take out ‘women’ and put in ‘American men’ and this rant would make more sense. I can name 4-5 women players and 0-? Maybe 1 male American tennis player.

Maybe it’s me being a Midwest asshole too, but that's awesomely funny.

first offense carries a fine of $250, the second $500, and any additional violations will cost $2500.

Some people really need one good punch, right in the throat. He'd be One.

there’s nothing more obnoxious than a guy that is over the top on hitting on a girl. Who really thinks that they’re cool enough to say/type shit like that and have it sound smooth.

Take that big market teams.

My ¢2. If there’s anyway possible get 2. I know I sound like an idiot but I think it’s way easier to have 2 than having 1. They play all day and relax quicker after you get home.

Stop right there! We all know that there’s no place for research, logic and common sense in a gawker argument.

I started watch a porn with that exact same name.

e. Funny funny funny

1) ?????

I’m fine with some of your other points on here but there’s a big advantage if you’re this guy and you have a room next to her opposed to a room on another floor, IMO. 1) You can here her coming and going inside your own room and don’t have to hang in the hallway and be seen. 2) when attaching the device to the door,…

Ha ha, told you so....... Wait what!?!?!

He also needs to have his reply ready for when she asks ‘why am I going through conditioner 3x faster than shampoo?’ (And she will)

What if the discussion is about country music? Now that’s when you can tell’em all to sit down and shut up.

I’m fine with this, since I don’t really know any music anymore that has it in the lyrics and NWA isn’t played in bars nearly enough these days. But under these rules, would it be ok for guys to sing lyrics that could be offensive to women? Honest question. Not trolling.

I bet they'd have a shitty kicker.

There's no D in team.