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I’ve been wondering the same thing. Looking for a ring when she posts about a manicure or Gabe’s apartment. She seemed to be dealing with a lot of sadness and anxiety for awhile now. I'm weird and know too much about her. But she's great!

Brilliant. (slow clap.....slow clap.....slow clap)

I thought Solange posted pics of herself with the Smith kids?

I think she’s just awful and annoying . Her music is so dumb though I applaud her for knowing how to play the guitar, I guess.

I love the one bit where he talks about how she sent him a text saying “Love you!” and he meant to respond similarly but autocorrect and a quick thumb sent “I hate!” back to her like a demonic robot.

Proof she's had butt injections! Look how small her tuchus is in these pictures!

I know it's crazy. She's gone over the edge. I'm interested in Botox. How much and for how long would you have to get it to look like Kim?

I know Kris is the puppet master that has unleashed these monsters on society but she is my favorite.

I think I’m getting too fucking old for Jezebel. I can’t take this Iggy Azalea vitriol anymore. Her music sucks, she appropriates black culture to an alarming degree, and she’s a fucking moron. But I just can’t read about it anymore. Every damn day. She has hair. Yes. She. Has. Hair. :( :( I will show my 34 year old…

I don’t give a fuck that she made a sex tape and got famous. Way to make lemonade out of lemons. Maybe some people hate her for that. Let’s be clear though defenders of the Kardashians, people hate them because they are vapid, mean, shallow, and greedy. For people to have grown up with so much privilege and…

I don’t get them. I think they are talented but they are too raunchy for me (I can handle Rob Delaney’s, so it’s not like I am a prude). I don’t think they’re funny at all and their antics give me anxiety. They are not geniuses. They talk about poop and weed and penises. That's kind of it. I've smoked weed. Ha ha? By…

Is this for real? He was actually his roommate?

But I thought they were engaged?

This breaks my heart.

Ute!!!!!! You made my day!

My fav on the mommy groups are the “my son has an insane, sentient, pus- filled) rash covering his body with a 105 fever, any ideas?”. Bitch, call the doctor! I don’t know if it’s a chicken or egg situation but the crunchier moms definitely seem to have a lot of very fucked up kids with some crazy behavioral issues.

I didn’t write that. I tried to comment about marble rye?!? What's going on?

Help! When I try to comment it's hijacked by some bitmoji shit!

the marble rye!