No, it’s a simple matter of physics and aerodynamics that dictate the shape.

Well, to be fair this is really a form-following-function kind of thing. It’s not like space vehicles are designed to sell themselves in a dealer showroom.

The most surprising part about all of this is that Hertz didn’t try to immediately arrest all of the customers.

This was a civil case, and Presidents can not pardon civil convictions.

When the fuck are any of these fucking assholes going to be locked the fuck up?

Still better than when I dressed a bear in a man costume to commit all those white collar crimes.

What about retirees hopping into a 60,000lb RV coach with zero training?

Can we all get on the same page that drivers should have some large truck training before being allowed to rent a full-size box truck? These things take significantly more effort, attention, and anticipation to drive than passenger vehicles and it blows my mind that some random average (moron) driver can hop from…

Alternate headline:

Oceans were smaller back then.

Still, you’ve got to admire the hustle!

This isn’t the first time a police chase has led to disaster

If Trump wins then might i suggest the Mercedes Benz Grosser once owned by Idi Amin?

Depends on who wins. In one case, I would think a Studebaker.

Welp - if it’s a R win, I can only think of one appropriate vehicle.

In this case, yes, the Turo insurance should cover this, IMHO (but I would not be surprised if they worm their way out of it). The insured is the owner of the truck, they are in the business of renting them, and it’s not like you can vet who is going to decide to be a vigilante with your truck. So Turo should pay out…

Or you know, fix the whole cop situation....

Why don’t we skip the foreplay, fast forward 250 years and just shoot the first one in the head. I bet everyone else will sit the f*ck down and wait their turn!

This is assuming these people have shame. In my experience at least 75% do not. If arrest wasn’t an option they would gladly punch or bite people to get on the plane first. 

You mean the ones in the back that sprint up to the front the plane the nanosecond the plane comes to a stop, in order to be first in line to exit? Those assholes are why Tasers were made, IMO. Yes, looking at you, Millennials flying Southwest.